30

Apr. '13

(515): Scary truckers and hobos, these are the men I attract

Submitted by professortophat 

30

Apr. '13

(912): I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets

submitted by professortophat 

30

Apr. '13

(404) Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire

Submitted by professortophat 

23

Apr. '13

(424):

Update: I may or may not be in a cult

(424):

Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult

22

Apr. '13

(440):

WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS

(740):

BECAUSE SCIENCE

22

Apr. '13

(334):

FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with “Hi,yes, I’m checking in? I believe I’ve reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?” is, in fact, frowned upon

22

Apr. '13

(805):

It’s 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it’s head off outside. THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD!

26

Mar. '13

(480): Why didn’t you tell me I was calling her by her sister’s name all night?

Submitted by Magic-Robot. Thank you for all the submissions! We’re always accepting more!

26

Mar. '13

(276): I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control. 
Submitted by Magic-Robot

26

Mar. '13

(339): Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning
Submitted by Magic-Robot

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